Evolution really needs to take a leap and rid us of cramps
Oh look I did something. Just a sketch, playing around with values and stuff. Original is the one to the left, half-assed colouring to the right.
I choose to be alone during Christmas, which means I will not be lonely.
The fact that I don’t care for Christmas won’t change, no matter how many annoying arguments you come up with.
Please stop getting in my face about it unless I instigate it. I’m not all over you just because you don’t like spinach (for example).
Don’t try to “convert” me into a Christmas maniac. I’m not shoving spinach down your throat.
I CAN’T HANDLE THIS WEBSITE ANYMORE ASDFGHJKL;
The system analyzes the specifications of the penis.
Self-reblog because they’ve added analysers for tits, vag and anus as well and I am dying of laughter!
Today on I still hate everything I do and want to gouge my eyes out
A fluffy ugly t-rex babby I will never finish
I am really fucking raging because this local woman found a salamander in her bag of lettuce (which is an unpleasant surprise, I guess) and she “thought it was cute so she didn’t want to kill it, so she released it outside.” YOU RELEASED THIS POOR LITTLE CUTIE BABBY SALAMANDER OUT INTO THE NORWEGIAN WINTER?!?! You fucking did kill it - only slowly, you dimwit!
ARRRRGHHHHHHHHH! How would you like it if I ripped all your clothes off and left you outside in bloody -10°C and snow?!